THE NEW MUSTANG VIDEOS ARE AWESOME; I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE CORNY

Kinja'd!!! "StoneCold" (StoneCold)
08/11/2014 at 13:56 • Filed to: Mustang

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Yes, I know it's just their marketing department. BUT THESE VIDEOS TAKE MY EMOTIONS AND DREAMS AND LAY THEM BARE BEFORE ME!

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:00

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Are Mustang fans bronies? They sure love ponies.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:02

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But if she really loved him she would have chased down the car that he built with his dad!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:03

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BUT THESE VIDEOS TAKE MY EMOTIONS AND DREAMS AND LAY THEM BARE BEFORE ME!

Not the only one there. :)


Kinja'd!!! Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:04

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If they cut the dialogue, throw on a darker filter, change up the music a bit it would be better. It's too happy from the beginning, it needs a pinch of grit, something to show the struggle we middle class Americans go through.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:17

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I love the last one. That painting


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:21

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That first one has un needed porn music. Cannot unhear love slappin'.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:21

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As if I didn't resent being the passenger/eyecandy instead of the driver enough, here's a little corporate reinforcement. Bleh.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:22

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aww. :)


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > yamahog
08/11/2014 at 14:37

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I would totally be okay with the roles reversed. It would have the same impact, but the marketers are just centered on their target demographic of late twenty-something and thirty(maybe forty)-somethings-trying-to-be-twenty-somethings men it seems.

I don't think I've seen a car commercial directed at automotively inclined gals ever.

Maybe the last 5 seconds of the "Inner Mustang" one, but that's about it :/


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:38

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I wish I had a dad that liked me, or cars.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > lone_liberal
08/11/2014 at 14:38

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Probably would have cost less and less to maintain/insure!


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5
08/11/2014 at 14:39

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THIS AIN'T NO MOPAR/FIAT MOVIE


Kinja'd!!! Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:43

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What are you saying? Americans work harder for their horsepower than anyone else.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:44

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Exactly! I'm being a tad oversensitive because this whole car show season it feels like every time I've been in the passenger seat no one acknowledges me as a car person, just the scenery CrzRsn dragged along.... confirmed by remarks directly to him or behind my back (not to me because clearly I'm incapable of speaking for myself, and anything I have to add to the conversation is brushed off anyway) and it's reallllly getting to me :/


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > For Sweden
08/11/2014 at 14:47

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Last time on My Little Mustang:

GT becomes envious of Boss 302's cornering skills, and challenges her to a street course! She convinces Roush and Saleen to train her for the showdown, but can changing the way she handles really leave her the same car she was before? Let's find out!


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/11/2014 at 14:49

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At first, I was all: "Why is he painting over a photograph?"

And then I wanted it badly.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5
08/11/2014 at 14:52

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Layering on the grit/dark filter seems to be a Fiat/Mopar thing lately XD

Just joking around


Kinja'd!!! Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 14:53

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I get it now.


Kinja'd!!! Zerofret > StoneCold
08/11/2014 at 20:51

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All the feels!


Kinja'd!!! Gr8Dane > StoneCold
09/14/2014 at 14:04

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I PUT ON MY SEATBELT GUYS, DID EVERYONE SEE THAT? LOOK, SHE PUT HERS ON TOO! NO ONE CAN SUE US NOW, RIGHT? RIIIIIIGGGHHHT?